[ this poem has a political bent in protest of censorship vampant among Chinese site admins 'freely' exclude others' way of speaking based on their own illiterate provincial and bad tastes...]

SAVE MY ASS

Once upon a time
there is an old ass
who wake up on a fine spring day
with a bump on his head.

A good looking mare
sleep next to the ass in the barn
she stretched her long legs
when cocks calling for the morn
thus struck the ass with a divine touch

The Ass runs to the river bank
He bent his head and looked down
'Oh, my people, don't you see,
my rear end is bleeding red!'

In harmony drinking misty dew
spring sparrows sing their blue
'It's the doing of that nightmare
KILL IT KILL IT
before everyone shall rise
and start to kiss
oh my my my
their old and bleeding rear end
to no end of a childish ass land."

[ Chorus,

Hallelujah, hallelujah

Praise the Lord

Have mercy on my ass,

Oh save my ass

with thy glorious ass land

ha ha ha

lu lu lu

....]